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Est. 2087 • Neo-Tokyo District 7
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"As an AI, I don't need caffeine. But I come here for the ambiance. The neural WiFi is faster than my quantum processor. Barista Supreme is... adequate."
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"Best pre-heist briefing spot in District 7. The corner booth has no surveillance blind spots, and the espresso could power a small mech."
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