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Caffeine protocols for every operating system
☕
¥450
Neon Latte
Espresso with bioluminescent milk. Glows for 6 hours.
Signature🧊
¥520
Quantum Cold Brew
Exists in all states of deliciousness until observed.
Bestseller⚡
¥380
Overclock Espresso
Triple shot. Not recommended for sleep-dependent organisms.
Intense🧬
¥890
Synthetic Matcha
Lab-grown for perfect L-theanine balance. Zen in a cup.
Limited❄️
¥420
Frost Byte Frappe
Blended with liquid nitrogen. Brain freeze guaranteed.
Cold🌌
¥1200
Void Dark Matter
So dark it bends light. Taste the edge of the universe.
Premium🔥
¥480
Firewall Americano
Double-shot protection against morning grogginess. Bitter and bold.
Hot🧪
¥650
Neural Link Cold Drip
48-hour extraction process. Synaptic enhancement in every sip.
Limited🧿
¥980
Holographic Cappuccino
AR-enabled foam art. Watch it animate before you drink.
New🥐
¥320
Cyber Croissant
Flaky layers infused with neon honey. 47% butter, 100% worth it.
Food🍰
¥550
Glitch Cheesecake
Pixel-perfect presentation. Strawberry coulis with a digital twist.
FoodProtocol Specifications
- ✓ 100% Synthetic dairy alternatives available
- ✓ Neural-calibrated caffeine dosing
- ✓ All beans harvested from orbital farms
- ✓ Zero carbon footprint (carbon is so 2020s)